I know, I know: never say never. But I am so uncertain of a lot of things that I think if I think I'm certain of something it means I probably am. Here goes:
1. I will never be a woman who suits white jeans
2. Ditto extremely short shorts
3. I will never use an elliptical machine again
5. I will never give birth naturally (aka will have C-section)
6. I will never eat foie gras
7. I will never hit my children (though I've never been a parent, so we'll see)
8. I will never snowboard
9. I will never stop thinking that McDonalds food is extraordinary
10. I will never deliberately harm someone
Now, over to you...
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wow this list looked a lot like mine ..
ReplyDelete1. I will never be a woman who suits white jeans .. why cant i just find a pair that fits well .. why .. crossfit .. healthy eating nothing can change this ..
2. Ditto extremely short shorts .. OMG WHY !!!
3. I will never use an elliptical machine again .. never did and never will
5. I will never give birth naturally (aka will have C-section)used to be mind but now i'm scared .. torn down there or lil c-section pouch ...
6. I will never eat foie gras .. i'm from Montreal ..can't avoid it .. just tell yourself its good fat :)
7. I will never hit my children (though I've never been a parent, so we'll see) I wont hit them hard .. i promise
8. I will never snowboard .. born on snowboard .. I will never be a jogger
9. I will never stop thinking that McDonalds food is extraordinary !! AMEN
10. I will never deliberately harm someone .. DOUBLE AMEN